The Robocon Scandal (or Criminal Conspiracy, whichever you prefer) is frothing at the mouth of Parliament these days, as the Conservative are attacked on all sides. Their defense, unlike most communications campaigns, is fragmented, contradictory and implausible. By next week they'll be blaming the Left for inserting false memories in the minds of non-Conservative voters in some sort of Inception scenario. And when they start blaming Canadians for this, you'll know they are on the ropes, so to speak.
But I'd like to focus on their 'investigation' into their 'clean and ethical' campaign, which is the first of many contradictory concepts at play here. And as I hope to show, their investigation seems to centre around the notion of plausible deniability and not actually getting to the bottom of these serious allegations.
The lone gunman/mastermind/zealot/interlocutor
The day after Postmedia broke this story wide open, the Conservatives did two things:
- Denied all involvement
- Pinned it all on a Conservative staffer
It seems awfully convenient that the day after the story breaks, the Conservatives conveniently realize that the perpetrator has been working for them all along.
Unfortunately for the party, this staffer has decided that being under the bus is not a tenable position and has denied all involvement.
He's guilty. Wait, he's not guilty? Then I guess no one is guilty. Phew. Case closed.
Anyone following this story now realizes that the alleged systematic voter suppression across the country is not the handiwork of a 23-year-old staffer on Parliament Hill, nor was it ever. This was the first step in creating plausible deniability - the lone wolf mastermind behind the entire conspiracy who was fired resigned.
Flooding the media with confusing messages
This video from CBC Power and Politics is very telling from the perspective that the Conservative MP, Dean Del Mastro, doesn't seem to be able to focus on the problem at hand and instead goes off on oblique tangents at every opportunity. This is a clear attempt to obfuscate the situation, which seems odd given that they ran a 'clean and ethical campaign'.
Del Mastro talks about every single type of call that goes on during an election, except of course for the ones in which someone or some robosystem fraudulently represents Elections Canada and provides misinformation. He intimates that his legitimate campaign calls were 'annoying', thus grouping them in with fraudulent personation calls. He groups annoying and illegal in the same bucket.
From a plausible deniability standpoint, this type of messaging is designed to confuse the electorate: Yes, we made annoying calls and we admit that - every party makes annoying calls - that's part of politics - we're sorry we made annoying calls - we hope you weren't too annoyed...illegal calls? Well, we would never do that. We make annoying calls. We're super-annoying.
Blinding the electorate with science
From Hansard, March 1: Dean Del Mastro
Mr. Speaker, the Conservative Party conducted a clean and ethical campaign in ridings right across this country. We hired legitimate companies to undertake legitimate exercises throughout that campaign to ensure that voters got out to vote. In fact, some 900,000 more Canadians voted in the last election.
More voters during a systematic voter suppression campaign? Well I guess voters weren't suppressed after all.
This type of 'statistical evidence', as per usual, is removed from any sort of context, such as the increase in population over five years or the number of eligible Canadians to vote based on their age (older population = more voters). In fact, the NDP debunked this message (in Hansard as well): For those who have tried to convince us over recent days that 900,000 more people voted in the last election, I would tell them that the total number of voters did not even exceed 60% of those electors entitled to vote.
Call centre staff probably went off script
Must have been human error. This is the latest idea being floated out in the media. Basically it reads as 'we have no idea what people did with the approved script and if they went off script (and pretended to be Elections Canada and provided misinformation?) then it is their fault and not ours.
Basically the premise of this 'excuse' is that humans are prone to absurd, unethical and illegal errors, and that's probably what happened, especially if the Conservative call centres are implicated in the Elections Canada dragnet. If call centre reps took it upon themselves to misrepresent Elections Canada, that's regrettable but not our fault.
Liberal call centres
The Liberals used call centres! It must have been them suppressing their own vote! Those scurrilous Liberals!
Really Conservatives, you're not even trying with this one. But it does add to the plausible deniability narrative that is being read to us through the mainstream media.
Evidence - yes or no?
On February 29, Stephen Harper rose in Parliament:
From Hansard, Stephen Harper Feb 29
Mr. Speaker, the Conservative Party has made available all its information to Elections Canada. The Conservative Party did not make inappropriate calls. I conclude that this is just a smear campaign by a party that lost the election.
So they have made ALL information available to Elections Canada. And yet, the CPC are also reviewing all tapes of all calls before Elections Canada can review them.
So here we have the Conservatives saying on the one hand they've given all information to Elections Canada, and on the other hand they are reviewing their own calls prior to review by Elections Canada. Once again, confusing evidence/non-evidence is another way to create plausible deniability around this criminal conspiracy (or scandal, whatever you prefer).
What this is purporting is that all evidence has been given to Elections Canada, but we're reviewing our own phone calls, because they're not evidence, but we're reviewing them anyway.
Conclusion
Robocon is being played out in the public sphere and the bubble of Parliament, and those guilty of personation of Elections Canada and voter suppression will feel the long arm of the law yank them from their beds and rightly put them in prison. Yet it seems to me that the Conservatives investigation is focused more on making sure that long arm doesn't reach all the way to Parliament and that if it does, it's grip will be slippery at best.